In somnis veritas

jasonpriestley:

hereforpizza:

thatbrowngirl:

yourunlikelyhero:

daleksanddaisies:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.

First they romanticize Vampires

Then Werewolves

Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN

HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

NO MORE

NO LESS

THEY DO NOT FEEL

THEY DO NOT LOVE

THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

THAT IS I T 

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING

Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

Okay… Vampires and Werewolves barely get away with being borderline crazy. But zombiessssssssss. It would feel gross kissing a dead body. Omg. Wtf?

Hey, I got a question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah? Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says, “This is a bad idea,” it’s a bad idea. Not to mention gross.

The book is actually rather interesting for it’s own merits… Not bad writing, and an interesting and engaging love story, if a little weird. Just because someone has an idea for an alternate universe with a few more/different rules that you’re not used to, doesn’t make it a terrible idea.

(via sweethindrance)